ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

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askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

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thefaggots0far:

It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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